Post by Darkness Master on Aug 20, 2007 0:33:29 GMT -5
The story you are about to read is true all names have been altered to protect the person who was dumb enough to do this. (i got this from something called Uncle Johns bathroom reader its full of info that I mr Research find funny.)
This was an actual Call made to a Sherrif in Orange county Californa.
Dispatcher: Sherrifs Department how may i help you
Woman: Yeah im over here at a burger king right here in San Clemente.
D: Uh-huh
W: Um, no, not San Clemente- sorry- I live in San Clemente. Im in Laguna Niguel, i think. That's where i am at.
D: uh-huh
W: I ordered my food three times. They're Mopping up the floor inside, and I understand they're busy...there not even busy, Okay?? I'm the only car here. I asked them four different times to make me a Wester Barbeque Burger. They keep giving me a hamburger with Lettuce, Tomato, and cheese, Onionas, and i said, I'm not leaving ....
D: uh-huh
W: i want a Western Burger because I just got my kids from Tae Kwon Do. They're hungry, Im on my way home and i live in San Clemente.
D: uh-Huh
W: Ok she Gave me another Hamburger. It's Wring. i said for times i said i want my hamburger right. So then the lady called the Manager. She... well whoever she is she came up and said Do wouy want your money back? and i said no i want my hamburger. My kids are hungry and i have to jump on hat Freeway. I said im not leaving thes spir and i said i will call the police becasue i want my western burger done right? no is that so hard?
D: ok, shat exactly is it you want us to do for you?
W: Send and officer down here. I want them to make me...
D: Ma'am we're not going to go down there and enforce your wester Bacon Cheeseburger.
W: what am i supposed to do?
D: this is between you and the manager. We're not goning to enforce how to make a hamburger; thats not a criminal issue. There's nothing criminal there.
W: so i justs stand here... so i jsut sit here and block...
D: You need to calmly and rationally speak to the manager and figure out what to do between you
W: she did come up, and i said Can i please have my western burger? she said im not dealing with it and she walked away. Because they're mopping the floor and its also the fact they dont want to... they dont want to go and...
D: i suggets you get your money back and go somewhere else. this is not a criminal issue. we cant go out ther eand make them make you a cheeseburger the way you want it.
W: well your supposed to be here to protect me.
D: Well what are we protecting you from, a wrong cheeseburger?
W: no...
D: is it like... a harmuf cheesebureger or something? I dont understand wat you want us to do.
W: just come down here. im not leaving.
D: no ma'am im not sending the Deputies down there over a cheeseburger. You need to go and and act like an adult and either get your money back or go home.
W: She is not acting like and adult herself! im sitting here in my car, i just want them to make my kids a Western BUrger.
D: Ma'am this is what i suggest: i suggest you get your money back from the manager, and go on your way home.
W: Okay.
D: Okay? Bye-bye.
THe end now discuss is our country so lazy that we must resort to using police and as i know for a fact FIRE FIGHTERS to do the things we dont wanna do i mean come on this lady should be aressted well ok just discuss in general. since i opened it up to our country NO BUSH BASHING you have been warned your post will be removed from my thread.
This was an actual Call made to a Sherrif in Orange county Californa.
Dispatcher: Sherrifs Department how may i help you
Woman: Yeah im over here at a burger king right here in San Clemente.
D: Uh-huh
W: Um, no, not San Clemente- sorry- I live in San Clemente. Im in Laguna Niguel, i think. That's where i am at.
D: uh-huh
W: I ordered my food three times. They're Mopping up the floor inside, and I understand they're busy...there not even busy, Okay?? I'm the only car here. I asked them four different times to make me a Wester Barbeque Burger. They keep giving me a hamburger with Lettuce, Tomato, and cheese, Onionas, and i said, I'm not leaving ....
D: uh-huh
W: i want a Western Burger because I just got my kids from Tae Kwon Do. They're hungry, Im on my way home and i live in San Clemente.
D: uh-Huh
W: Ok she Gave me another Hamburger. It's Wring. i said for times i said i want my hamburger right. So then the lady called the Manager. She... well whoever she is she came up and said Do wouy want your money back? and i said no i want my hamburger. My kids are hungry and i have to jump on hat Freeway. I said im not leaving thes spir and i said i will call the police becasue i want my western burger done right? no is that so hard?
D: ok, shat exactly is it you want us to do for you?
W: Send and officer down here. I want them to make me...
D: Ma'am we're not going to go down there and enforce your wester Bacon Cheeseburger.
W: what am i supposed to do?
D: this is between you and the manager. We're not goning to enforce how to make a hamburger; thats not a criminal issue. There's nothing criminal there.
W: so i justs stand here... so i jsut sit here and block...
D: You need to calmly and rationally speak to the manager and figure out what to do between you
W: she did come up, and i said Can i please have my western burger? she said im not dealing with it and she walked away. Because they're mopping the floor and its also the fact they dont want to... they dont want to go and...
D: i suggets you get your money back and go somewhere else. this is not a criminal issue. we cant go out ther eand make them make you a cheeseburger the way you want it.
W: well your supposed to be here to protect me.
D: Well what are we protecting you from, a wrong cheeseburger?
W: no...
D: is it like... a harmuf cheesebureger or something? I dont understand wat you want us to do.
W: just come down here. im not leaving.
D: no ma'am im not sending the Deputies down there over a cheeseburger. You need to go and and act like an adult and either get your money back or go home.
W: She is not acting like and adult herself! im sitting here in my car, i just want them to make my kids a Western BUrger.
D: Ma'am this is what i suggest: i suggest you get your money back from the manager, and go on your way home.
W: Okay.
D: Okay? Bye-bye.
THe end now discuss is our country so lazy that we must resort to using police and as i know for a fact FIRE FIGHTERS to do the things we dont wanna do i mean come on this lady should be aressted well ok just discuss in general. since i opened it up to our country NO BUSH BASHING you have been warned your post will be removed from my thread.