Post by Lerkurlian Tamer on May 9, 2006 16:43:00 GMT -5
ALABAMA: It's illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.
ALASKA: It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.
ARIZONA: Hunting camels is prohibited.
ARKANSAS: Dogs may not bark after 6 PM.
BRITISH COLUMBIA: It is illegal to kill a Sasquatch.
CALIFORNIA: It's considered a misdemeanor to shoot any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
CALIFORNIA: It's against the law for a woman to drive in a house coat.
CALIFORNIA: Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.
COLORADO: It's illegal for a man to kiss a woman while she is asleep.
CONNECTICUT:In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce.
DELAWARE: One may not whisper in church.
FLORIDA: It is illegal to sell your children.
FLORIDA: Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
GEORGIA: No one may tease an idiot.
GEORGIA: It is illegal to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp.
HAWAII: All residents may befined as a result of not owning a boat.
IDAHO: You may not fish on a camel's back.
ILLINOIS: One may not pee in his neighnor's mouth.
INDIANA: Baths may not be taken between the months of October and March.
IOWA: One-armed piano players must perform for free.
KANSAS: If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed.
KENTUCKY: It's illegal to carry an ice cream cone in your pocket.
MARYLAND: Persons may not swear while on the highway.
MARYLAND: It is illegal to remove a public building by writing on it.
MARYLAND: Citizens may not swim in the public fountains within the city limits.
MISSISSIPPI: If any man and woman shall unlawfully cohabit, whether in adultery or fornication, they shall be fined in any sum not more than five hundred dollars each, and imprisoned in the county jail not more than six months; and it shall not be necessary, to constitute the offense, that the parties shall dwell together publicly as husband and wife, but it may be proved by circumstances which show habitual sexual intercourse.
MISSOURI:Single men between the ages of twenty-one and fifty must pay an annual tax of one dollar.
MISSOURI: It's not illegal to speed.
NEW YORK: A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting.
NEVADA: It's illegal to drive a camel on the highway.
NEW JERSEY: You may not slurp your soup.
NORTH CAROLINA: It's against the law to sing off key.
OHIO:No one may be arrested on Sunday or on the Fourth of July.
OHIO: It is illegal to get a fish drunk.
OHIO: It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday.
OKLAHOMA: Its illegal to take a bite out of someones else's hamburger.
OREGON: One may not box with a kangaroo.
PENNSYLVANIA: It's illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator.
SOUTH CAROLINA:Performing a U-turn within 1,000 feet of an intersection is illegal.
TENNESSEE: It is illegal to dare a child to purchase a beer.
TEXAS: It's illegal for children to have unusual haircuts.
UTAH: It is illegal not to drink milk.
WASHINGTON: All lollipops are banned.
WISCONSIN: It is illegal to cut a woman's hair.
ALASKA: It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.
ARIZONA: Hunting camels is prohibited.
ARKANSAS: Dogs may not bark after 6 PM.
BRITISH COLUMBIA: It is illegal to kill a Sasquatch.
CALIFORNIA: It's considered a misdemeanor to shoot any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
CALIFORNIA: It's against the law for a woman to drive in a house coat.
CALIFORNIA: Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.
COLORADO: It's illegal for a man to kiss a woman while she is asleep.
CONNECTICUT:In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce.
DELAWARE: One may not whisper in church.
FLORIDA: It is illegal to sell your children.
FLORIDA: Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
GEORGIA: No one may tease an idiot.
GEORGIA: It is illegal to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp.
HAWAII: All residents may befined as a result of not owning a boat.
IDAHO: You may not fish on a camel's back.
ILLINOIS: One may not pee in his neighnor's mouth.
INDIANA: Baths may not be taken between the months of October and March.
IOWA: One-armed piano players must perform for free.
KANSAS: If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed.
KENTUCKY: It's illegal to carry an ice cream cone in your pocket.
MARYLAND: Persons may not swear while on the highway.
MARYLAND: It is illegal to remove a public building by writing on it.
MARYLAND: Citizens may not swim in the public fountains within the city limits.
MISSISSIPPI: If any man and woman shall unlawfully cohabit, whether in adultery or fornication, they shall be fined in any sum not more than five hundred dollars each, and imprisoned in the county jail not more than six months; and it shall not be necessary, to constitute the offense, that the parties shall dwell together publicly as husband and wife, but it may be proved by circumstances which show habitual sexual intercourse.
MISSOURI:Single men between the ages of twenty-one and fifty must pay an annual tax of one dollar.
MISSOURI: It's not illegal to speed.
NEW YORK: A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting.
NEVADA: It's illegal to drive a camel on the highway.
NEW JERSEY: You may not slurp your soup.
NORTH CAROLINA: It's against the law to sing off key.
OHIO:No one may be arrested on Sunday or on the Fourth of July.
OHIO: It is illegal to get a fish drunk.
OHIO: It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday.
OKLAHOMA: Its illegal to take a bite out of someones else's hamburger.
OREGON: One may not box with a kangaroo.
PENNSYLVANIA: It's illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator.
SOUTH CAROLINA:Performing a U-turn within 1,000 feet of an intersection is illegal.
TENNESSEE: It is illegal to dare a child to purchase a beer.
TEXAS: It's illegal for children to have unusual haircuts.
UTAH: It is illegal not to drink milk.
WASHINGTON: All lollipops are banned.
WISCONSIN: It is illegal to cut a woman's hair.