Vernacular Quote of the Week

[Lerkurlian Tamer]

05/09/2006: "Hey, a voice of reason. You must be lost."-Anonymous

05/12/2006: "I'm going to lackify the tower." -Pika

UNKNOWN DATE: "Death grip on the chicken" -LDG's Mother

05/25/2006: "I don't expect you to draw a Monet on my tounge." -LDG's Mother

05/30/2006: "Don't put droolly babies on your head" -Erica

"You fake Taichi, fake Taichi, fake Taichi, fake Taichi...Fake Taichi!" -Daisuke

06/07/2006: "again i not be as stupid as i lead people to believe" -Deragon

"A sober monkey would have done better." -accountant

07/07/06: "Okay group, new time reference. 'Before Kenny' After Kenny'"
"Who's Kenny?"
"Doesn't matter."-raft guide

07/11/06: "You sound funny when youre in my mouth"-Erica

07/22/06: "i thought he[Roxas] was cool but now i realize that brian is cooler and has more friends"-Deragon

"Lava doesn't kill people, it just turns you into Darth Vader"-accountant

09/12/06: "Forgive my not-being-specific-and-citing-instances (because I just had to do that in English class)' -cousin Justin

09/16/06: "I wanna play with the doo hickey!" -Pika

09/29/06: "I didn't use the school bathroom all semester, can I get a refund?"-teacher

10/12/06: "Can i nickname him Splatty Mcsplat"-Deragon

"Lerkurlians are allergic to Earthlings"-Jesse

11/1/06: "The root of all evil...[is] the bottom of this zipper"-Adam(classmate)

12/1/06: "She should change the title to "Lulu Towers"...a series of cat condos" - Poetry teacher

12/9/06: "Smallville' will become a Magical Girl show-Jesse

12/23/06: "I've been cutting back on my daily phone intake"-Erica

1/16/07: "Eek, it's 53 degrees. Definitely time to turn on the AC"-Pika

2/3/0:7 "Call 911-I have an unconscious manikin with no arms and no legs."-CPR teacher

3/11/07: "I mean they probably will say no way because he's a , squirrel?" -Katie

3/14/07: "gash, if my kid came to ruin my plands for world destruction, he would be soooooooooo grounded! " -youtube person

3/26/07: "Tombe Jesuis' hat wears underwear." -Jenni

4/11/07: "Swim across the Atlantic Ocean. 3,462 mi." -Google

6/8/07: "She[my mom] called you the toilet cat"-me
"Yay, I'm a toilet"-Ponce.

6/24/07: "I made a 17 on my Goblin check" - Clinton

7/1/07: "You have to put the .com in the top bar or it[google] googles itself." - Stacy

7/7/07: "Should I then get a second skirted baboon?" -Jesse

7/16/07: "Wood. DuctTape. Cardboard. All come together for the good of the planet." - Jesse

8/5/07: "Wanna figure out a conspiracy? Apply parallelism. Wanna do your taxes quicker? Apply parallelism."-Jesse

9/22/07: "A Pokemon name, and obsessed with Digimon. That's like being a pirate-ninja. You must fight yourself for supremacy at all times!" - Cosplay friend

9/25/07: "okie, there's 4 levels of posting. Newbieish, pikaish, average, and shayde." - Jenni

9/29/07: "No, you can not 'loot' the tree." - Cake

10/12/07: "The equater is so long that it can circle the entire Earth... once." - David Letterman

10/13/07: "Jealous Necklace with no religious connections." -Wedge

10/31/07: "Lord Damon is stealing all of the dying Pokemon's hearts." -Kenny

12/4/07: "We're trying to ween the kids off food." -School princepal

12/7/07: "Jasmine probably thinks she's died and gone to heaven. Especially since she's talking to a dead person." -Jesse

12/20/07: "When D and I move to Cali, we'll have two more dorks tied up in the back seat when driving out there." -Jesse

[Lerkurlian Tamer]

Suggestions for future VQotW, from a few sources:


From the Transformers
"Waa-hahahaha! Fool! Pain is my friend! Allow me to introduce you to it!" -Inferno

"New packaging. Same product. Losers..." -Megatron

"I've never seen anything this beautiful in the entire galaxy. Alright, give me the bomb." -Ultra Magnus

"Waspinator has a headache in his whoooooooole booooooody." -Waspinator

[Lerkurlian Tamer]

Chronomon DM(from Digimon Story): "I will destroy everything... Everything that's not me!"


Anonymous: "Rather than go for a seemingly-cute and normal-looking girl with a tendancy to go into a psychotic rage at the drop of a hat, I'd much rather take my chances with a woman who I can tell is out of her ****ing mind right from the get-go."


(about Rozen Maiden's Suiseiseki... don't ask)

Anonymous: "How can a 3 foot doll give birth?"

Anonymous: "she buys a model kit from the internet"

[Lost Digi Girl]

Quotes for the 2008 VQotY

12/27/07: "With leadership like this it won't be long until 4 out of 3 Americans have trouble with fractions." -comment on article

1/1/08: "The cat belongs to the hat." -Katie

1/19/08: "My Spring Break is the week before Christmas." - Pika

1/27/08: "Stop throwing my protein at me." - Katie's sister

2/7/08: "If we got all 20 trianges together, we could put them together into a d20 and roll it" - Ryan

2/18/08: "Lift up your head and use your back" - LDG mom
"I dont want to use either" -Kenny

2/28/08: "so logically the only guy that could Complain is Dr. Tombe" -Deragon

3/2/08: "Is the government open at 3am in the morning?" -Pika

4/8/08: (guy breaks into car)
(owner chases guy down street) "Hey, what're you doing?"
"I'm a thief, it's what I do!"

5/11/08: "Estinism is against my religion." -Stacy

6/9/08 "Did I turn that on with my butt again?" - Mom